Slightly Embarassing

August 7, 2008 by monkseal

So if your bus is pulling up to your stop and you’re listening to Girls Aloud on your NotAniPod (I had Bon Iver AND Fleet Foxes on just before I swear! At the same time! Double indie goodness!) and you’re walknig down the aisle towards the doors and then your fingers fumble and you drop your ticket on the floor?

Probably best not to get so carried away by the music that you do a full on stripper ass-roll dip to pick it up again, because that is what you would do on your own, as you are actually on a bus full of other human beings, who may well find this hilarious.

Mohamed’s Shoes

August 7, 2008 by monkseal

Truly we are through the bottom of the barrel.

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Walk Hard

August 6, 2008 by monkseal

Oh Judd Apatow. Superbad truly was a false dawn.

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Queen Rachel

August 6, 2008 by monkseal

The first female HOH initiates a reign of intense terror upon the house. WHY THE FUCK CAN’T EVERYONE JUST BE NICE TO EACH-FUCKING-OTHER?

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A Slight Disparity

August 5, 2008 by monkseal

After a weekend including two long train journeys with only my iPod and a newspaper for company and a Summer Heights High marathon, I now have the following two songs stuck in my ehad on a loop :

It’s kind of disconcerting. Although I guess there are some similarities in theme…

Letters From Home

August 5, 2008 by monkseal

Yes, this has been going so long that a letter from home means something.

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The Mole USA - Finale

August 4, 2008 by monkseal

Seriously, is there anybody in the whole world who believes that anybody other than Craig is the Mole? Especially as only about 5 people are actually watching this season.

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From the SubLi(sa)me to the Ricole-us

August 4, 2008 by monkseal

One of the best Highlights Shows in recent memory is swiftly followed by one of the worst.

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Not So New Housemate

August 1, 2008 by monkseal

To be honest I probably would have preferred Mohamed’s brother…

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A Very Big Brother Whodunnit Two

August 1, 2008 by monkseal

A marginally inferior sequal to the original, possibly because of the absence of Myra Hindley FRAHM CHARMANY!

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