In which I thought I had a real point about Dancing On Ice now having the first celebrity reality tv show final where all the finalists came to public reknown by appearing on other reality shows but forgot that Vicky Pattison/George Shelley/Fearne McCann happened on I’m A Celebrity so just ignore me, the point is gone, I have no narrative thrust this week.
The Sewing Bee goes retro. Just for a change.
Invites you to take the treacherous journey down its TIME TUNNEL INTO THE DISTANT PAAAAAAST WOOOOoooOOOOOooooOOOOOOOoo
(Spoilers : it doesn’t end well for the lesbian or the black woman)
It’s a mini adventure.
I know, I know, MORE Drag Race content, just what the world needs.
In which pros named Alex officially take the majority, game over guys, Alexs win, Town loses, everyone go home, you tried.