Being a ranking of all 177 competitors in this year’s Strictly World Cup in order of finish.
The first two series to be eliminated are Series 1 and Series 7. Whoever would have thought?!
Consider this episode a tie-in with Euro ’16, except with more Claudia Winkleman running around offering everyone crack.
Hop in your time machines everybody! We’re going forward to the 1960s!
Aka L’Abielle Qui Coud Pour Grande Bretagne
Patrick and Esme prod away at lingerie and suddenly the post-watershed timeslot makes complete sense.
They’re the kids on the Sewing Bee (ooh woah oh)
Wearing capes on the Sewing Bee (ooh woah oh)
At school they’ll all get beaten up (nah nah nah nah nah nah)