The lips have it.
The blog’s two favourite remaining contestants spend an entire episode battling to avoid elimination, which basically means we’re so mentally checked out that the show might as well already be on Channel 4 at this point.
As weeks themed around monarchic dynasties go, I guess it makes more sense than Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Week.
Roll up, roll up.
You what mate?
So…not much to talk about this week is there?