*very meaningful look to camera*
In which Gemma Collins came back and just rolled around on the floor, which I couldn’t really work into anybody else’s write-ups but I thought worth mentioning as a capper to the “Gemma Collins On Dancing On Ice Journey” anyway.
In which I thought I had a real point about Dancing On Ice now having the first celebrity reality tv show final where all the finalists came to public reknown by appearing on other reality shows but forgot that Vicky Pattison/George Shelley/Fearne McCann happened on I’m A Celebrity so just ignore me, the point is gone, I have no narrative thrust this week.
Invites you to take the treacherous journey down its TIME TUNNEL INTO THE DISTANT PAAAAAAST WOOOOoooOOOOOooooOOOOOOOoo
(Spoilers : it doesn’t end well for the lesbian or the black woman)
In which pros named Alex officially take the majority, game over guys, Alexs win, Town loses, everyone go home, you tried.
In which the gap between the contenders and the chasing pack becomes a chasm.
In which we endure something called “Fairytale Week” and hoped like hell the new Strictly Head Honcho didn’t get any ideas.