THE FINAL 32!
So we’re now at the stage where are the same number of celebs competing as there are in the World Cup. Exciting! To mark this round, each celeb will be accompanied by a Youtube clip of their best dance, according to the Monkies Awards from the year they were competing. If there’s no equivalent Monkies…look, I’ll just find what I can from Youtube, that’s over a decade ago now, we’re all getting on a bit, let’s not labour the point too much. Don’t vote on the dances alone, obviously, they’re just a reminder, and it’s not really fair on the celebs from earlier series that you can only see their performances through a smear of raspberry jam, thanks a lot BBC for taking everything off Youtube, definitely worth it just to raise the premium on shitty “Craig & Tess’s Tupperware Party” DVDs you put out every three years or whatever.