Yes, yet again, Paul Hollywood has left a nation of housewives with an early finish and a taste of sour disappointment in their mouths yet again, as yet another series of Celebrity Bake Off goes off the air without a proper winner. Happily here I am to ride in to the rescue, letting you, the Monkseal commntariat decide which of the four heat champions is the real Bake Off Celebrity Supreme. There was the mimsy housewife who affected not to know what she was doing but won, the mimsy housewife who affected to not really know what she was doing but won, and the mimsy housewife who affected to not know what she was doing but won in the end anyway. Oh and the Celebrity Masterchef Champion Mega-Ringer who came in and unsurprisingly won after being a disappointing Mega-Ringer champion on that in the first place.
It’s a surprise that the ratings for this run were a disappointment isn’t it?
Anyway, pick from the Prime Minister’s Wife, a Girl Aloud, a Spice Girl, and the husband of last year’s celebrity champion here :