“Guys, stop complaining, we all know that Jamelia probably should have stayed in, but she only would have lasted another week anyway. Let’s all just draw a line under it, move on, and enjoy the rest of the series”
Say a whole lot of people who truly don’t understand the true spirit of Strictly. Complaining, bitching, and never ever ever ever letting anything go. Ever. To remind them all of what we’re really here for, let’s kick into gear this, the sixth iteration of an entry featurning two polls birthed out of a casual comment that he probably didn’t even mean that Len made on It Takes Two over half a decade ago about how he thought Lisa Snowdon was the best dancer never to have won. WELL I’M STILL PISSED OFF NOW!
And so every year we gather and vote on the best male and best female never to have lifted that Glitterball. Every year, every celeb that scored 36 or higher the previous series gets added, and every year anybody outside the top 10 of last year’s poll gets knocked out. Which is how we ended up with these :