We are ALL the cape.
Invented in : THE BULLFIGHTING ARENA. OLE!
Ballroom Or Latin? : Latin
Signature Moves : The Cape Swish, The Spanish Lines, The Skirt Waft, The Backache, The Moo
Is Iveta A World Champion In It? : Yes
Its Purpose On Strictly : For men – to be the matador ; for women – to be the cape, the bull, the sword, the flamenco dancer, the audience, the sand, the guy running around making sure the matador doesn’t get gored in the balls, the PETA protestor outside, and the alien babe in a catsuit (thanks Iveta!)
Other Irrelevant Dance Style Most Likely To Be Shoe-Horned In For No Reason : the haka