THE ONE YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Invented in : The bedroom, baby *wink*
Ballroom Or Latin? : Latin
Signature Moves : The Slink, The Sidle, The Stand There With One Hand On Your Hip And The Other Flapping Around Looking Awkward, The Windscreen Wipers, the Sex Face, The Titirubba
Purpose On Strictly Come Dancing : A pity session for all those poor men out there, because really it comes naturally to all women to waft around sexily in a see-through nightie to the music of Foreigner right?
Is Iveta A World Champion In It? : Yes
Other Irrelevant Dance Style Most Likely To Be Shoe-Horned In For No Reason : Contempowafting (becoming a theme isn’t it?