Strictly World Cup Of Dahnce 2015 – Rumba

THE ONE YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Rumba

Invented in : The bedroom, baby *wink*
Ballroom Or Latin? : Latin
Signature Moves : The Slink, The Sidle, The Stand There With One Hand On Your Hip And The Other Flapping Around Looking Awkward, The Windscreen Wipers, the Sex Face, The Titirubba
Purpose On Strictly Come Dancing : A pity session for all those poor men out there, because really it comes naturally to all women to waft around sexily in a see-through nightie to the music of Foreigner right?
Is Iveta A World Champion In It? : Yes
Other Irrelevant Dance Style Most Likely To Be Shoe-Horned In For No Reason : Contempowafting (becoming a theme isn’t it?

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8 thoughts on “Strictly World Cup Of Dahnce 2015 – Rumba

  1. missfrankiecat

    What about Kristina and Ben Cohen posturing to Make you feel my love?
    I don’t think I’m a rumba aficionado when I count up how many Anton rumbas I’ve voted for (/can definitely remember!)

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    1. monkseal Post author

      It got 4 7s and I don’t think it has much of a legacy beyond its season. Also Ben has more than enough dances to come (including his paso doble wtf)

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  2. Agrippina

    I’m not voting for any of them because i hate watching rumbas – so embarrassing and un-British! Will nobody think of the children??

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