Strictly World Cup Of Dahnce 2015 – Quickstep

Like a foxtrot, but with more jumping.


Invented in : the marketing board of the British Association Of Vintage Shops
Ballroom Or Latin? : Ballroom
Signature Moves : The Run, The Jump, The “Lumbering Around Trotting In A Circle Like Your Elderly Nan Trying To Do A Three Point Turn In A Frosty ASDA Car-Park”, the Jazz Hands. Anton Variation : basically just do a foxtrot but a bit faster. (NB : all quicksteps must be begun with a VT where you say “IT’S REALLY QUICK!!! *ironic face* or you will be shot)
Purpose On Strictly Come Dancing : For men and women – to transport the audience back to an era when women were women, men had pencil moustaches, and everything in-between was kept quietly in the woodshed.
Is Iveta A World Champion In It? : Yes
Other Irrelevant Dance Style Most Likely To Be Shoe-Horned In For No Reason : CHARLESTON


5 thoughts on “Strictly World Cup Of Dahnce 2015 – Quickstep

  1. Penny

    So, hypothetically, if one was concerned that great dances from seasons 2 and 3 might be neglected because a lot of viewers don’t remember them. And if there were in fact reasons to believe that Colin Jackson’s legendary Week 2 quickstep wasn’t going to make the cut, in violation of all laws of reason. And if one happened to have access to several different computers, phones, tablets and an implausible number of Nintendo DSs. That wouldn’t be wrong at all? Would it?

    1. monkseal Post author

      Hypothetically I would not suggest anything I might have said literally 5 minutes after voting opened as representative necessarily of what might happen over 5 days. It’s up to you, New York New York (small subliminal hint there as to who to vote for the American Smooth round I WILL RIG THIS MUTHA DOWN)

  2. Ross

    Julian & Erin. ❤ I hold out no hope of them progressing, but my vote will at least save them the ignominy of coming last (because who's voting for Lisa & Robin seriously).

    1. monkseal Post author

      I don’t think it’s giving too much away to say that neither Lisa nor Julian is last.


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