So Lordalan revealed yesterday, slightly overshadowed by Donald Trump retweeting his support for Britain’s Most Notorious Serial Killers of the 90s, that The Apprentice 10 starts soon. Too soon for me to really recap it properly at the same time as doing Strictly Come Dancing 12, unless you want an RSI-related suicide bid on your hands. So I present before you a couple of options for you to vote on :
Option 1 : I do minicaps for The Apprentice 10 much like I currently do for The Great British Bake-Off. These will be shorter than the usual recaps, not be strictly narrative, and not have as many pictures or as many polls, but will have all the usual blog features you know and barely tolerate, like the Incidental Character Boyfriend Of The Week, and Wall Of Boot Icons. The Monkies will still take place as usual at the end of the series. As I’ve not written up the show this way before, it might take me a while to find my feet, but it will all be happening along with the show and alongside it and hey one of the candidates may even use one of my jokes on You’re Hired again NO PRESSURE GUYS.
Option 2 : I do full recaps, but not until early next year, probably February (Once Strictly ends, my recapping fingers go right into an ice bucket for at least the next month.) They will be full length with the usual pictures and polls but it will be well after the fact. I *also* reserve the right to stop if recapping them out-of-season means that not enough people end up reading the things for it to be worth my while doing it. On the other hand, this is how I normally write the show up, so chances are if you’re reading this poll and voting that’s the style you’re here for.