Strictly World Cup 2014 : The Results

By the end of the competition this will be a list of all 147 Strictly contestants in order of awesomeness.

NB : the number in brackets is their position last time we did this, two years ago

1 (1). Kara Tointon
2 (3). Zoe Ball
3 (2). Alesha Dixon
4 (5). Austin Healey
5 (6). Chelsee Healey
6 (4). Jill Halfpenny
7 (13). Harry Judd
8 (11). Mark Ramprakash
9 (7). Holly Valance
10 (9). Denise Lewis
11 (NE). Kimberly Walsh
12 (8). Rachel Stevens
13 (NE). Natalie Gumede
14 (NE). Sophie Ellis-Bextor
15 (NE). Mark Benton
16 (24). Scott Maslen
17 (10). Colin Jackson
18 (NE). Michael Vaughan
19 (12). Louisa Lytton
20 (19). Kelly Brook
21 (NE). Louis Smith
22 (21). Jodie Kidd
23 (27). Julian Clary
24 (17). Gavin Henson
25 (15). Gethin Jones
26 (14). Matt Di Angelo
27 (16). Jade Johnson
28 (NE). Deborah Meaden
29 (18). Tom Chambers
30 (22). Matt Baker
31 (NE). Ashley Taylor-Dawson
32 (20). Ricky Whittle
33 (NE). Denise van Outen
34 (25). Nancy Dell’Olio
35 (NE). Abbey Clancy
36 (36). Letitia Dean
37 (26). Ali Bastian
38 (38). Pamela Stephenson
39 (NE). Susanna Reid
40 (37). Stephanie Beacham
41 (28). Cherie Lunghi
42 (NE). Dani Harmer
43 (33). Phil Tufnell
44 (35). Alex Jones
45 (42). Patsy Kensit
46 (23). Chris Hollins
47 (32). Gabby Logan
48 (45). Lisa Snowdon
49 (40). Jimi Mistry
50 (NE). Ben Cohen
51 (34). Aled Jones
52 (29). Emma Bunton
53 (52). Carol Smillie
54 (43). Michelle Williams
55 (NE). Victoria Pendleton
56 (30). Darren Gough
57 (55). Bill Turnbull
58 (51). Patsy Palmer
59 (65). Don Warrington
60 (50). James Martin
61 (NE). Rachel Riley
62 (44). Zoe Lucker
63 (41). John Barnes
64 (46). Christine Bleakley
65 (NE). Patrick Robinson
66 (31). Jason Donovan
67 (49). Penny Lancaster
68 (54). Heather Small
69 (60). Felicity Kendall
70 (NE). Richard Arnold
71 (56). Laila Rouass
72 (67). Kenny Logan
73 (63). Anita Dobson
74 (77). Claire King
75 (NE). Colin Salmon
76 (69). DJ Spoony
77 (NE). Nicky Byrne
78 (39). Matt Dawson
79 (NE). Fiona Fullerton
80 (48). Robbie Savage
81 (71). John Sergeant
82 (NE). Lisa Riley
83 (47). Natasha Kaplinsky
84 (62). Roger Black
85 (NE). Jerry Hall
86 (80). Jo Wood
87 (NE). Fern Britton
88 (74). Peter Schmeichal
89 (NE). Dave Myers
90 (58). Claire Sweeney
91 (70). Russell Grant
92 (61). Tina O Brien
93 (57). Lesley Garrett
94 (78). Goldie
95 (83). Mark Foster
96 (68). Ricky Groves
97 (53). Audley Harrison
98 (75). Kate Garraway
99 (NE). Johnny Ball
100 (59). Rory Bremner
101 (79). Christopher Parker
102 (66). Natalie Cassidy
103 (64). Martin Offiah
104 (73). Ray Fearon
105 (72). Will Thorp
106 (87). Fiona Phillips
107 (81). Sarah Manners
108 (93). Quentin Wilson
109 (103). Dennis Taylor
110 (89). Willie Thorne
111 (100). Diarmuid Gavin
112 (84). Joe Calzaghe
113 (76). Lynda Bellingham
114 (88). Ann Widdecombe
115 (99). Andrew Castle
116 (91). Martina Hingis
117 (NE). Sid Owen
118 (NE). Vanessa Feltz
119 (85). Craig Kelly
120 (86). Carol Vorderman
121 (101). Dan Lobb
122 (102). Jan Ravens
123 (106). Georgina Bouzova
124 (90). Gillian Taylforth
125 (94). Bloody Lulu
126 (96). Verona Josephs
127 (114). Dominic Littlewood
128 (111). Esther Rantzen
129 (NE). Julien Macdonald
130 (NE). Tony Jacklin
131 (98). Peter Shilton
132 (107). Brain Capron
133 (95). Rav Wilding
134 (112). Gloria Hunniford
135 (82). Jessie Wallace
136 (110). Richard Dunwoody
137 (92). Mica Paris
138 (116). Nicholas Owen
139 (97). Jaye Jacobs
140 (113). Gary Rhodes
141 (104). Jason Wood
142 (115). Edwina Currie
143 (117). Paul Daniels
144 (109). Jimmy Tarbuck
145 (108). Phil Daniels
146 (105). Siobhan Hayes
147 (118). David Dickinson

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9 thoughts on “Strictly World Cup 2014 : The Results

  1. Ross

    Poor Siobhan, I always felt she was a bit wozrobbed, she just needed a few weeks to kill the nerves (and some industrial dryers to dry her up).

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  2. Agrippina

    Was “Brain” Capron a deliberate typo? I mean, fair enough, he does seem quite bright.
    I always felt so sorry for Georgina Thingy who got called fat by James. I try to imagine what it would be like to be branded a chubster on the BBC’s flagship Saturday night light entertainment show, and then I wonder what happened to her career after that, and then I feel a little bit sad for a few moments.

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  3. Penny

    That’s a big jump up for Harry Judd and Mark Ramprakash – is it just them and Julian Clary who improved against the odds. Do you think they benefitted by comparison with Louis and the no hoper males of the last two years whereas the best women are being compared with each other and splitting the vote?

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    1. monkseal Post author

      Biggest leaps from last time :

      Scott Maslen – 8 places
      Harry Judd – 6 places
      Don Warrington – 6 places
      Julian Clary – 4 places
      Claire King – 3 places
      Mark Ramprakash 3 places

      I choose to believe it is my advocacy of all of them in my top 50 contestants list that has made the difference. ALL MUST BOW BEFORE THE OPINIONS OF MONKSEAL.

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      1. Penny

        I’ve heard less plausible theories certainly. After all the only thing we know for certain about the voting demographic is that we read you. And the further we get away from the series in question, the more your summaries and choice of clips will outweigh actual memories.

        But I still put Harry’s improvement down to favourable comparisons with Louis – since surely most people still remember his series pretty well for themselves.

      2. monkseal Post author

        I wouldn’t be so sure on that first point. I fondly remember how the Brian Fortuna Bandwagon used to bus people in to try to rig these things (MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND YOUR AUTO-DIALLERS BRIAN FORTUNA).

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