As ever, these things end with a poorly Photoshopped image of a podium, with the roughly cut heads of the final 3 shabbily slapped on. So here we go.
That’s right, for the third year in a row, Kara Tointon wins the summer Strictly World Cup. In this case her American Smooth triumphed over Chelsee Healey’s quickstep, pushing it back into third place. Meanwhile, Mark defeated Alesha Dixon handily in the 3rd place play-off, with his Argentine Tango making sure all of our medalling dances were ballroom. Probably. Who knows what they categorise Argentine Tango as, and without Flavia & Vincent to keep their hands on the tiller, who knows just how much more…out there they will get.
For those missing their Strictly voting fix now that this festival of flicks, kicks, lifts and twirls is over, don’t worry. The Strictly Pro Poll 2013 is coming soon…