So Channel 5 have announced their new “The Bachelor”. Not Frankie Cockooze, or him from TOWIE, or even Gavbot again (FOR SHAME), but somebody called Spencer Matthews from “Made In Chelsea”. Tragically I only know two men from “Made In Chelsea” from sight – the evil ginger one, and the gay/not-gay one with the long hair. Based on a cursory Google, Spencer Matthews appears to be one of those people who actually look better with a beard, rare as they are. Other than that, my knowledge of the man is precisely nil.
Which is why I am (partially) relying on you, my “possibly watches Made In Chelsea” based on my twitter readership. And even those of you who don’t. Is it worth my comitting to another 10 episodes of madness, crying, boredom, bikinis, soul-mates, worlds of hurts, right reasons, wrong reasons, chemistry, connections, daddy issues, pizzas laden with significance, wonky boobs, emotional letters, fruity woo-woos, strip-teases with all the sexuality of a butchers slab, crazy bitches, sweet natured Eastern-European virgins, family visits, haunted fairgrounds and rainy ziplines? And possibly someone who dated DUNCAN from Blue this time? Or is Spencer Matthews no adequate replacement for The Gavbot to the extent that it’s not worth writing about? What say you?