The biggest (and therefore, by rule of reality tv, the best) Monkies ever!
We start with the reveal of your Strictly Safety Sex-Face Finallists…
(NB : decisions were made by management regarding which were the most memorable and integral uses of props by each dancing couple. We offer no refunds if you thought Alex Jones rising off a slab when she was BROUGHT TO LIFE was like really clever and stuff)
(NB : If you need reminding what happened in each week, the wikipedia page is here
(NB : skip the following brackets if you’re one of those people who complain that the way I run votes is ever “confusing”. It’s technical blog poll gubbins. Just pick your 5 dances and remember, as always, try to spread your love)
(NB : The following is the dance for Best Dance of the series. Long-time Monkseal readers will remember the 24-hour repechage, where the dances that almost qualified for each celebrity fought it out to squeak their way onto the poll. This year… 5 slots were opened up through “None Of The Above” voting, and 5 celebrities had dances “almost qualify” (the rest had “None Of The Above” be their “just 1 vote off”). As such, Alex, Holly, Jason, Chelsee and Harry will all have an extra dance qualify via a 0-hour repechage)