Five Things About The Apprentice UK – The Final

After two years of infuriating, we’re back to underwhelming.

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Interviews Week

Yes, it’s that time again. This time with a SKIRT on the panel! Who would have thought it?

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Week 10

A day early and several dollars short.

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Week 9

Now to truly make it in the advertising world, the teams probably should have had a zebra playing the trumpet to the tune of “When The Saints Go Marching In”. It’s all about creating that moment of bliss you know.

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Week 8

Ah weddings. The happiest day of your life. Unless you get a traditional wedding cake, in which case it will SUCK and be BORING and your life will be RUINED!

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Week 7

If somebody could make this entry kosher by waving their hands over it and shouting “Allah be praised” over it, I’d be most grateful.

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Week 6

I call for a national “Slash Jenny Celery’s Tyres On Her Bicycle Because She Doesn’t Drive A Car Because She Loves The Environment So. Damned. Much” day. Who’s with me?

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Week 5

I think I love these episodes most of all – the ones where my perception of events is completely 180 from everybody else’s. And possibly reality.

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Week 4

Sometimes the powers of the forces of evil are just too great…

Five Things About The Apprentice UK – Week 3

In which the teams have to start a catering business, one team decides on an Italian theme, but the Project Manager has no overall control and the team is eventually done in via not controlling their costs.

Tragically this time there were no 100 chickens for the 100 pizzas. There almost certainly weren’t even 100 pizzas.