Archive for January, 2009

Amazing Race 14 Preview

January 29, 2009

Back already?

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The Brits Are Coming! Again!

January 27, 2009

The nominations for the 2009 ceremony have been announced, like so much grey school canteen slop flobbed out onto the nation’s plate. Let’s have a look shall we?

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Celeb Big Brother 09 – Who In The What Now?

January 24, 2009

And I thought the finale of Celebrity Hijack was fucked up…

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Celeb Big Brother 09 – Celebrity Jackass

January 22, 2009

Like regular Jackass, but with celebrities! And with stunts so tame that the gross-out value of seeing them performed doesn’t outweigh the grubbiness…

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Celeb Big Brother 09 – Bye Bye Latoya and Tommy

January 21, 2009

Really? Tommy over Latoya? Really? Alright Scotland…

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Celeb Big Brother 09 – Crap Wall Interface

January 21, 2009

It’s that time of the series again. When all the ideas have run dry, when many of the drama-mamas have been evicted, and they’re down to one hand in terms of counting how much longer they have to stick this out. It’s BARREL SCRAPING TIME!

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Celeb Big Brother 09 – Bye Bye Michelle

January 19, 2009

The vagicide continues and the sprint for the finish begins with everybody stumbling over themselves.

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Celeb Big Brother 09 – Bye Bye Mutya

January 19, 2009

Did you notice she was gone?

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Celeb Big Brother 09 – Bye Bye Tina

January 16, 2009

…and now Mutya as well by the looks of it.

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Celeb Big Brother 09 – Toys In The Hood

January 15, 2009

The housemates tried hard, but even they couldn’t overcome Coolio and Tommy’s laziness, Tina’s lack of fame (despite the fact that she was on CHANNEL 4), and the fact that they tried to get a midget to eat quantities of homey that a grown person would probably struggle with.

Not me though. I love honey.

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